why is spam like opera?

As I’ve mentioned before, I have modified the Movable Type code to block spammers’ comments, at which I’m reasonably successful (to judge by the record of failed attempts in the activity log). The conditions of use of this software don’t permit me to share actual code, but I’m willing to explain privately the principles I’ve used to anyone who wants to do the same. Anyone with a reasonable grasp of Perl would be able to replicate what I’ve done or do something equivalent.
Any spam trap has the problem of ‘false positives’, i.e. what to do about genuine comments which get misclassified as spam. The response to messages which fall into the trap is sufficiently neutral not to offend a genuine contributor and I have access to the text of the comment so that I can check whether it is spam or not (in fact no false positives of this kind have occurred to date).
I won’t be giving away too much if I say that some of the spam is identified because it uses a word which occurs on a blacklist. But here I have to be careful setting up the blacklist because these words could conceivably turn up in a genuine posting or a comment on it. I can’t ban the word ‘casino’, for example, because it might occur in a review of a performance of Lulu (or indeed one of the various other operas which feature gambling). ‘Bankruptcy’, another favourite spam topic, falls foul of the same opera. Ban ‘cigarette’ and you’re restricted in what you can say about Carmen. The root of the problem is that opera and spam share a fascination with human vices!

[This entry was – perhaps inevitably – targeted by spammers. I’m closing it to comments but if you wish to comment, you may email me and I’ll edit it in.]

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musical memories of the Highlands

Yesterday I went to a reunion at my old primary school, The Highlands School, Tilehurst. I didn’t get very much opportunity to relive shared memories as it turned out that few of the former staff and pupils who attended overlapped much with my time there. So I’ll put some of the music-related ones down here instead.

I remember playing a Euro-melody “Eye Level” as part of a recorder ensemble (I can still recall how it went though I rather wish I couldn’t) and singing an arrangement for choir of a folk-song “Marianina”. I can’t remember which if either of these I performed at the Tilehurst Eisteddfod, but I certainly recollect competing in that too.

I think I overheard yesterday that the pupils still did “Margaret Morris” dancing as part of their physical education. I have rarely heard of this in any other context but as I understand it Margaret Morris was a disciple of Isadora Duncan and had similar ideas about going back to the ancient Greeks for inspiration; at any rate her system was based on something called ‘Greek positions’. I can only remember one of the dances we did; it involved swinging your arms in front of you in a kind of figure-of-eight, and we executed it to the strains of the seventh of Schubert’s Deutsche Tänze D783.

One thing which I suspect has changed was the strongly Catholic flavour of school assembly (though it wasn’t a Catholic school). We used the English Hymnal (the hymn Ye who own the faith of Jesus seemed to come round about once a fortnight), supplemented by a little booklet in a pink cover which contained, for example, an uncut version of Lord, for tomorrow and its needs.

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a plug

JS Bach – St Matthew Passion

Exultate Singers conducted by David Ogden
With the Exultate Chamber Ensemble
Sung in English and German

Saturday 19 March 2005 at 7pm
St Alban’s Church, Westbury Park, Bristol

J S Bach’s mighty setting of the Gospel narrative recounts the events of
Christ’s final days � betrayal, trial and crucifixion � in music brimming
with power and drama. The crystal clear acoustic of St Alban’s church in
Westbury Park, Bristol makes it the perfect setting for what promises to
be a thrilling performance of this noble work.

Exultate Singers is Bristol’s accomplished chamber choir which gives
regular broadcasts on BBC Radio and performs at concerts in venues in
Bristol and around the South West.

Tickets �15 (concessions �12, under 18s �2 – limited number available)
Call the box office at Providence Music shop on 0117 927 6536.

www.exultatesingers.org
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I can’t sing in this myself, but recommend it. I realise it’s a bit far for some readers to go, but I know at least one Bathonian has visited this site in the last week, and it would be well worth the trip to Bristol.

If you were expecting the other sort of plug, here’s one:


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an unprepared dissonance

Last weekend I was performing on my home territory with Bath Baroque. The first half of the programme was all-Handel, with a new piece to me, the Birthday Ode for Queen Anne, which was very enjoyable as long as you didn’t pay too much attention to the words! We also sang the Hallelujah Chorus.

The major part of the second half was the Missa Scala Aretina by Francisco Valls, sometime organist of Barcelona Cathedral, new to all of us. For this we were divided into three four-part choirs, which averaged out at about two to a part. My yardstick for Baroque masses is not the Mass in B minor (that would be unfair!) but something like Cavalli’s Messa Concertata, a work which has featured in some of the most boring evenings of my singing and concert-going life. The Missa Scala Aretina was certainly an improvement on that, with some lively rhythms and melodies (though I’m not sure that the ‘Crucifixus’ was quite the place for one of the bouncier examples of this). Furthermore, the small numbers gave plenty of responsibility to individual singers, and we didn’t use soloists so I wasn’t stuck too much of the time on an A – or rather G since baroque pitch here meant down a tone. Valls had a great liking for the so-called English cadence, and according to the programme note got into trouble for using an unprepared dissonance in the Gloria, though the passage in question seems pretty tame now. The concert ended with a couple of South American carols we’d done in earlier programmes.

The weather probably put a dent in our audience and it was further diminished when some left during a heavy snow shower in the interval, presumably fearing that their journey home was at risk. Among those who stayed, however, was a reviewer from the Bath Chronicle, and the text of a favourable review has been put on the Exultate Singers’ website.

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an 18th century poster

Bath Baroque advertises its concerts with posters in a pastiche 18th century style and I shall be singing in their next concert on Saturday, currently promoted here. The billing for the Mexican carols is particularly entertaining.

Meanwhile, our conductor’s daughter was christened on Sunday and we performed much of Britten’s Ceremony of Carols, some in the original SSA version, some in the SATB arrangement. I have been familiar with the first half of this for a long time, since it was an O-level set work for me. The only previous time I performed it I sang 1st soprano and this must have imprinted strongly on my memory, as adjusting to singing 2nd in the closely written canons in a couple of the the carols proved quite tricky.

We won a bottle of champagne in a Christmas quiz set by the Bristol Bach Choir. I was about to say that I’d no connexion with this choir, but I sang alongside them in the Brahms Requiem in which they joined forces with the Chantry Singers. I was also once on their waiting list for auditions for a year or so with no result! The quiz was largely general knowledge/crossword-type clues but there was a musical theme to much of it.

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what I gave/got for Christmas

Various CDs got distributed at Christmas time. I received a set of the Beaux Arts trio playing Beethoven’s piano trios which I’m gradually working my way through. As well as the canonical works it contains some rarities such as the arrangement for this medium of the Second Symphony. It doesn’t seem to be known whether Beethoven did this arrangement himself, though the rather uninspired piano writing suggests to me that it was someone else.

I gave the children a CD of John Rutter’s ‘Three Musical Fables’. The Reluctant Dragon, in particular, was a favourite of my younger days; by which I don’t mean when I was the age my children are now, but when I was a student. Some of us got hold of a score and used to sing along with the recording; we particularly enjoyed the banquet fugue and the triple parody at one point of Britten’s music/Auden’s poetry/Peter Pears’ singing!

My daughter also got a small battery-driven keyboard, which I have to confess was a freebie that I passed on to her. It is in various ways rather annoying; it has an option to play a pre-programmed snatch of Für Elise, though not at a pitch which could be reproduced by pressing the keys, and is not properly in tune with itself. Moreover she had better not learn pitch from it as it is about a third out. Perhaps I should replace it soon with a more accurate one.

The need to book a cathedral week in the summer of 2007 for the Cathedral Chamber Choir is looming greater. I had one Cathedral which looked likely, but communication with them seems to have run into the ground. Some months ago I tried writing to Durham, but switched to email when I printed out the letter with a new cartridge in the printer and it came out in an appropriately Palatinate shade of mauve. However, the email never produced any response. Probably time to get on to some alternatives.

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2004’s and 2005’s resolutions

Time to revisit my musical resolutions for 2004 and see how I did.
a) singing items on the wishlist. Priory Voices provided two of these: Purcell’s Jehovah, quam multi and Howells’ St. Paul’s Service. In addition there were other things I sang for the first time, such as the Swayne Magnificat and music by James MacMillan, which had been significant gaps in what I’d done.
b) Bath Festival Chorus. Total failure here as this choir hasn’t performed since summer 2003 so there was no opportunity to sing in it.
c) Cathedrals. I sang in Gloucester and Sheffield as planned; in each case I could see, for very different reasons, why I hadn’t sung there before. I also performed in Westminster Cathedral for the first time.
d) Auditions. I heard nothing from the Paragon Singers (I wasn’t really expecting to!) but did audition for the Exultate Singers and have performed with them so this one worked out.
The main solo I did was in Britten’s Rejoice in the Lamb; as it happened there were few available in the Cathedral visits I made this year. I found that with one choir I needed actively to volunteer myself as a potential soloist; I had been too modest to do this before, thinking rather that it might disqualify me!

For 2005: opportunities to sing more items from the wishlist or in of the four remaining Cathedrals (Birmingham, Wakefield, Bradford and Leicester) would be welcome. Nothing planned as yet but you never know what will come up during the year. I ought to add a resolution which depends on me rather than on others: to abolish the ‘all-purpose low note’ of rather indeterminate pitch which I sometimes use below about the F above middle C. This is just due to laziness so I ought to banish it for good.

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Two Christmas events

Firstly the Messiah in the exotically-dedicated St. Cyriac’s Church, Lacock. I was about due a chance to perform this as I think the last time I sang it was in 2000. The forces could hardly have been more different from the only previous time I sang with the Bath Philharmonia, the Mahler 8 in the 2000 Bath Festival. The performance was only slightly cut; so we sang But thanks be to God, but not for example Lift up your heads.

Finally before Christmas came the Exultate Singers’ Christmas concert in St. James Priory church in Bristol. As there were lots of items on the programme I can only single out a few. The year ended for me as it began, with Morton Lauridsen’s O magnum mysterium. Before this year I had not come across Holst’s Ave Maria, probably because it’s for eight female voices. There were some arrangements new to me, such as Bob Chilcott’s swinging Away in a manger and Andrew Carter’s I wander as I wander, as well as another outing for some Advent music from the Radio 4 broadcast and the carol in Spanish from the Viva! concert; this last, together with another Spanish carol, formed the finale, accompanied by a guitar/percussion duo.

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Gaude-tee Sunday

Sunday took me to a new singing venue: Wentworth Golf Club, where some of us sang carols to members and their guests before and during their Christmas lunch. Afterwards we were catered for in a small function room. It’s occasions like this where you realise that the arrangments of We wish you a merry Christmas and In Dulci Jubilo in Carols for Choirs are a good deal more complicated than the opening bars lead you to expect!

Two other events are rapidly coming up: firstly a performance of the Messiah on December 16th in St. Cyriac’s Church, Lacock with members of the Bath Philharmonia. This is part of a ten-concert tour of the work which has a rather complicated history. Various local choirs including the Chantry Singers were invited to step in and the Exultate Singers have taken on this performance.

Then it’s the Christmas candlelight concert on December 20th in St. James Priory church where we’ll be doing among other things some of the music from the broadcast. I had thought of Praetorius until now as rather a soft option as a composer, but I’ve had to revise that opinion! Perhaps before I was just doing some of his easier pieces.

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Ariadne in Advent

I felt it was about time to go to the opera again, and although the piece isn’t a favourite of mine I went to WNO’s Ariadne auf Naxos at the Bristol Hippodrome, that being what I could get to easily. Another opera with a contorted plot to go with the Trovatore I saw there last time.

I’d heard this opera on the radio and never been able to follow what was going on in the Prologue. When it’s seen on stage it becomes more comprehensible as it’s possible to disentangle the two unrelated groups of people sharing the same space. As for the ‘opera’ in the second act, to start with I have to back Zerbinetta against the Composer; I’d find it pretty tedious without her intervention, at least until Bacchus appears. We were especially impressed with Bacchus (Peter Hoare); overall, I felt I was slightly unlucky with the night I went to (some performers are only doing some of the performances in the run). The Guardian’s review, with which I’m not going to argue, is here.

Meanwhile Advent began with a big service in Bathwick. This included Naylor’s Vox dicentis. I have only performed this once before, in a concert in Canterbury on tour with the choir of St. Catharine’s College, Cambridge; it’s long, and I don’t usually make Cathedral visits in Advent so I’ve not had an opportunity since. It’s a preposterous piece really, but ubiquitous at this time of year; I’ve heard it on Radio 3 twice since I sang it (the second performance, on an evensong broadcast, is still available online at the time of writing). Another ubiquitous piece we sang was Bruckner’s Virga Jesse, which I’m doing again elsewhere in a week, and have heard in person at Bath Abbey and on a broadcast on Radio 3. There seems to be general disagreement about whether it should be conducted in 2 or in 4. I haven’t sung it for a very long time, but I attribute its reappearance in multiple places to European Sacred Music rather than morphic resonance.
Our Bathwick Advent service also included two pieces totally new to me: Händl’s Ecce concipies and Javi Busto’s Ave Maria. Busto is a Basque composer whose music seems to be practially unknown in the English-speaking world, to judge by an internet search I did on him.

Things are happening thick and fast. Next up for me is an Advent broadcast of the Morning Service with the Exultate Singers in Berkeley Castle which will go out on Sunday December 12th at 8.10 on Radio 4. Music mostly by Praetorius, with brass ensemble. [2006 – as this is some time ago I can reveal that this broadcast was actually recorded a few days beforehand and broadcast as if live. The Sunday morning service on Radio 4 is now so early that it is hard to assemble performers and set things up otherwise.]

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places where I’ve sung: Merton College chapel

A recent visit for a retirement dinner and some interest from a visitor to this site prompts me to write about my time at Merton College, Oxford, and in particular about the Chapel Choir there (I was also involved in running the Music Society and the Kodály Choir).

Merton Chapel has a resonant acoustic and this, combined with its distance from any main roads, makes it a popular venue for recordings. I was recently given a lovely recording of the Tallis Scholars’ anniversary concert there, for example. Sometimes I believe I’ve been able to identify the building on a recording without knowing that it was made there.

The main organ is at the west end and was once memorably likened to a vanity unit (by John Mark Ainsley in his lay clerk days). It was paid for by a donation, under rather complicated conditions. One of these was that a trompe l’œil painting should be displayed around and underneath the instrument, depicting the nave that was originally planned but never built, with famous old Mertonians standing in it. I never saw this painting because as soon as the terms of the gift permitted it was taken down, given to another church and never heard of again. (It’s difficult to see what the new owners could have done with something so specific to a different place). Although this was nearly a quarter of a century ago, I’m still asked whether the painting is in the Chapel; it’s going to take a long time for the College to live it down! People who saw it tell me that it was of dubious artistic merit and made the west end of the Chapel very dark.

We also had a chamber organ which was fine for accompanying small-scale pieces, provided you kept off the Cremona stop.

We sang evensong each week in term apart from one week when there was a Communion service, and one midweek service a term on a feast day. We were paid £1.25 and a meal for each service. Because of the distance between the stalls and the main organ, most of our repertoire was unaccompanied. People used to a chapel choir system such as that in many Cambridge colleges may be suprised to know that we only sang a full Canticle setting once a year – the rest of the time it was faux-bourdons or Anglican chant. On the subject of Anglican chants, the choir library may still contain one that I wrote; lots of my friends were writing them and I didn’t want to be left out!
The choir went mixed before the College did – indeed its high point was probably during that time, when Andrew Parrott was organ scholar and Emma Kirkby sang in it. My knowledge of it in recent times derives mostly from Matthew O’Donovan, who was organ scholar till 2003. News of the music society and chapel choir has only been sporadically reported in the College magazine, though in the last couple of years the new Chaplain has been putting some news of the Chapel choir in the Chapel reports. I get the impression that not a huge amount has changed since my time. Perhaps it should have done, since Oxford Colleges with mixed-voice choirs have in general been have been trying to raise their choirs’ profiles in the last few years, though there is still a huge amount of ground to make up on their Cambridge equivalents. I’ll write about that some other time.

[January 2007: I comment on the proposals to start a choral foundation at Merton]

Music at Merton page

Merton Chapel Choir site

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Four hands (Mozartfest 2)

On Sunday night I attended the final concert of the Mozartfest, Peter Donohoe and Martin Roscoe playing piano duets. When I learnt the piano at school I played my way through some of this repertoire with my teacher, including such works as Mozart’s sonata for two pianos (thereby enhancing my mental capacity, it seems) and Schubert’s Fantasy in F minor (a piece which contains one of the least subtle modulations I’ve ever come across). But I don’t think I’ve ever been to a whole concert for these forces before.
Much of the music in this concert was known to me in other arrangements. In the case of Mozart’s Fantasia K608 I found myself missing the variety of tone of the organ (in fact Dame Gillian Weir played it in Bath Abbey earlier in the week). The first half concluded with one of the standards: Brahms’ Variations on the St. Antony Chorale.

The highlight for me came after the interval with the second and third of Debussy’s Nocturnes in a masterly arrangement by Ravel. I didn’t expect to miss the orchestral colour as little as I did. Ravel exploited the distance between the two instruments to suggest a larger group of performers; this sometimes resulted in some cruelly exposed simultaneoous double-octave writing for the two players. I was particularly impressed with their controlled changes of dynamic level. The advertised programme ended with Rachmaninov’s Symphonic Dances. I have to admit that apart from the Vespers Rachmaninov’s music doesn’t do very much for me, though I find myself attending performances of it quite often. I didn’t know these pieces (often not very dance-like) at all, so I had no orchestral arrangement intruding this time. For an encore we had two of Dvorak’s Slavonic Dances. The concert was recorded for future broadcast on BBC Radio 3.

A note on the venue: many of the people attending these concerts are old and/or infirm, but the first thing they have to do on arrival is grapple with the heavy swinging doors of the Assembly Rooms. Why, especially in these days of easy access, can’t one door at least be fixed open 20 minutes or so before each concert, as happens at (say) the Wigmore Hall, or almost every other concert venue I’ve ever been to?

Rachmaninov (represented this time by a movement from the Vespers) is a tenuous link to Saturday night when we battled through atrocious weather conditions and (in my case) a cold to sing a concert at Dulverton with the Exultate Singers. All the pieces, except some spirituals and folksong arrangements, were known to me though in some cases I hadn’t done them for some time and of course I hadn’t necessarily done them with this choir before.

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