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Enter GROAN name:  User name (need not be your real name). Only needed for GROANs in bold in the list below:

Based on an original program by Jonathan Partington. UNIX version by George Russell. Webified and maintained by Virginia Knight
Possible names are the following:

Life Stages
Birthday, Bride, Baby, House, Familybore, Obituary, Census

The Things They Say
Blame, Excuse, Excuses, Weather, Gloom, Groan, Ive, Hello, Insult, Sympathy, Mustgo, Sorry, Threat, Cannot, Abuse, Goodbye, Nudge, Pain, Panic, Stripe, Tripe, Wot, Confess, Passion, Dont, Do, Noreally, Criticism

Letters
Love, Complain, Letter, Form, Prize, Reject, Retort, Review, Familybore, Spam, Loan, Congrats

Old Bores Corner
Train, Webbore, Phxbore, Cambore, Grogbore, Csbore, Familybore, Bath, Tripos, Airbore, Roadbore

Poetry & Literature
Book, Books, Quiz, Wooster, Blandings, Romance, Postmod, Haiku, Clerihew, Merz, Moral, Rhyme, Shakespeare, Skib, Detective, Gilbert, Fairy

Music
Opera, Canticle, Choirkib, Carol, Song, Metal, Instrument, Gilbert

Other Arts
Film, Art, Fringe, Critic, Pevsner

Games & Puzzles
Ckib, MJkib, Kib, Game, Adventure, Bridge, Xwdkib, Candy, App

Sport & Recreation
Test, Cricket, Rfc, Brian, Choirkib, Reel, Olympics, Taekib, Wimbledon, Tour, Relegate

The Great Outdoors
Walk, Wkib, Bird, Weather, Forecast, Eclipse, Walktrek, Rose, Trust

The Environment
Doom, Green, Gore

Religion & Mythology
CofE, Creed, Collect, Cathedral, Canticle, Carol, Guru, Koan, Myth, Prayer, Horo, Astro, Saint, Bible

Transport & Travel
Train, Tube, Motorkib, Roadbore, Signals, Michelin, Holiday, Postcard, Delay, Festival, Route, Country, Airbore, Car

Food & Drink
Recipe, Veggie, Pizza, Wine, Tea, Coffee, Xdrink, Pub, Campub, Food, Yoghurt, Sandwich, Cheese, Cocktail, Fruit, Ingredient, Chocolate, Biscuit, Pasta

Health, Beauty & Fashion
Diagnosis, Makeup, Risk, Drug, Landsend, Tartan, Covidrule, Health

Politics
Blair, Thatcher, Election, Policy, Spart, Gaylib, Hp, Cambs, Blairguru, Prescott, Boris, Cameron, Union, Gender

Finance & Commerce
BSoc, Eurotunnel, Innovate, Complain, Loan, Invest, Disclaim, Shop, Builder, Deal

Journalism & Advertising
Newspaper, Sun, Sunline, Page3, Obituary, Eye, Agony, Heart, Malaise, Sitvac, Room, Lost

Academia
Super, Tutors, College, Proofread, Course, Thesis, Censuskib, Form, Critic, Reject, Review, Teaching, Career, Reference

Mathematics & Science
Archim, Books, Mathkib, Mathall, Science, Clerihew, Paper, Theorem, Theory, Tripos, Tritrek, Tech, Scare, Noreally

Computers & Computerfolk
Eagle, Opcode, Xdrink, Csbore, Phxbore, Smile, Network, IBM, MVS, Loony, Compiler, Mday, Realprog, TeX, Webbore, Advice, Assess, Bs, CStrek, Find, Grit, Grogbore, PiCS, Quotes, Report, Retort, Suggest, Groggs, Spam

Science Fiction & Fantasy
Drwho, Hhgg, Hhggplot, Blakes7, Pratchett, Tolkien, Fantasy, Who, Who0, CStrek, Pitrek, Tritrek, Star, Walktrek, Potter, Twotw

Television & Radio
Forecast, Ambridge, Telly, Thomas

Humorous Quotes
Not9, Calvin, Farside, Goon, Marx, Pi

Proverbs, Sayings & Jokes
Epigram, Guru, Proverb, Coin, Chinsage, Cookies, Bulb, Doit, Laws, Philos, Realmen, Unreal, Garment, Rule

The Lunatic Fringe
Some would say that most or all of GROAN comes into this category
Kayatta, Pluto, Nutter, Snutter, Astro, Horo, Fayed, Conspiracy, Superstition

And a few that I failed to classify....
Diary, Hifi, Loon, Reply, Whine, Wot, Lies, Collector, Pp, Language, Hint, Kitten, Newyear, History, Guinness, New, Meta