Groan with saint
St
Alban
of
Szeged.
Vapourized
A.D.
401 (and again in 402),
after curing a blind
chiropodist.
Feast Day:
every Wednesday.
Patron saint of
washing machines,
felt-tip pens
and
people with the initials J.S.
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