Groan with saint
St
Severus
of
Gatwick.
Martyred
A.D.
401 (and again in 402),
after a visitation from an angel in the form of a
tortoise.
Feast Day:
every Wednesday.
Patron saint of
policemen's helmets,
birdwatchers
and
potting compost.
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