Groan with saint
St
Anon
of
Blenheim.
Killed
A.D.
1066 and all that,
having been bitten to death by a
llama.
Feast Day:
whenever there's an R in the month.
Patron saint of
things that go "twang",
packet soups (except mushroom)
and
people with the initials J.S.
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